You Know Who You're Gonna Be (Fifteen)
I stole some T Swifty lyrics for today's post because I had nowhere else to turn. Yes, I still listen to Taylor Swift.
Fort E(nth) Post
I completely made up the name for this post. I'm trying to be clever at 2 AM and it is just not happening.
The Thirteenth Post
I just tried to spell vague with an "f" instead of a "v" I need to get more sleep oh my god

The Twelve Days of Zoe
I am aware that it is not December, therefore my reference to the "Twelve Days of Christmas" is ridiculous, but I do not care. *Cue Deal Wit
Zoe's Eleven
Of course, today's post is named after Ocean's Eleven. A movie that I "watched" with my ex-boyfriend. Yes, I did put quotation marks around
Decades
Today I was thinking about what to call this post and realized that 10 is a great number.
Nein!
Yes, I used the German word that sounds like the English word for the number 9. No, I do not care. I'm just that cool.

Harry Potter and the Seven Posts
Today's post is actually coming at you in the afternoon! How refreshing!
The Devil's Post
The Devil's number is 6, so I figured an appropriate name for this post would be something Satanic. No, I'm not religious. I'm Agnostic.
Five Golden Posts
Yes, today's title is based on the song "the 12 Days of Christmas." Yes I am aware it is June not December. And no, I do not care.