
The Twelve Days of Zoe
I am aware that it is not December, therefore my reference to the "Twelve Days of Christmas" is ridiculous, but I do not care. *Cue Deal Wit
Zoe's Eleven
Of course, today's post is named after Ocean's Eleven. A movie that I "watched" with my ex-boyfriend. Yes, I did put quotation marks around
Decades
Today I was thinking about what to call this post and realized that 10 is a great number.
Nein!
Yes, I used the German word that sounds like the English word for the number 9. No, I do not care. I'm just that cool.
You Eight it, Ralph
Today's post is named after the old seltzer commercial, in which a man named Ralph consumes seltzer water and his wife says, "You ate it, Ra

Harry Potter and the Seven Posts
Today's post is actually coming at you in the afternoon! How refreshing!
The Devil's Post
The Devil's number is 6, so I figured an appropriate name for this post would be something Satanic. No, I'm not religious. I'm Agnostic.
Five Golden Posts
Yes, today's title is based on the song "the 12 Days of Christmas." Yes I am aware it is June not December. And no, I do not care.
The Fourth of the Posts
Obviously my post names are just getting worse and worse.
Post the Third
Okay, my title today is based off of the third Shrek movie. Which is a high quality film, by the way.